{ CSS Humor }

1#Merry.Christmas {2  text-decoration: blink !important;3}

1.whisky:not(#johnnie-walker) { display: run-in; }

1.vodka { position: absolute; }

1.hangover { vertical-align: bottom; }

1.tetris { float: random; }

1.planking {2  position: fixed;3  bottom: 0;4}

1#weekend.work { display: none; }

1#divorce .wife {2  display: none;3  z-index: 999;4}5#divorce .income {6  overflow: hidden;7}8#divorce .alimony {9  overflow: visible;10  position: absolute;11  height: 150%;12}13#divorce .children {14  text-decoration: blink;15}

1#michael.jordan { clear: both; }

1#MichaelJackson {2  transition-property: color;3  transition-duration: 20y; /* 20 years */4  transition-timing-function: linear;5  color: brown;6}7#MichaelJackson.21yearsold{8  color: white;9}