{ CSS Humor }

1.high {2  position: absolute;3  transform: skewX(70deg);4  transform: skewY(70deg);5}

1#Andy-Dufresne.Shawshank-Redemption {2  empty-cells: show;3}

1.snowstorm {2  color: white;3  display: none;4}

1#jamaica {2  transition-delay: 3hours;3}

1#london {2  background-color: gray;3}

1.lunch {2  cue: none;3}4.stomach {5  content: "empty";6}

1#mrsfantastic {2  background: transparent;3  visibility: hidden;4}

1.beautifulday:after { content: ", isn't  it?"; }

1#deadfish { float: none; }

1#girl {2  color: pink;3  position: fixed;4  bottom: 0;5}6 7#boy {8  color: lightblue;9  position: relative;10  bottom: 20cm;11}12 13#boy:focus {14  bottom: 0;15}16 17#girl:active, #boy:active {18  margin: 0;19  padding: 0;20  display: table-row;21}22 23#girl:active {24  position: absolute;25  bottom: 0;26  clear: both;27}28 29#boy:active {30  margin: 0;31  padding: 0;32}33 34#girl:after {35  content: 'Im pregnant';36}37 38#boy:after {39  content: 'Wasnt me';40}41 42#girl .father:active .sniper > #boy {43  text-decoration: blink;44  display: cross-hair;45}46 47#boy {48  visibility: none;49}50 51#girl:after {52  padding: 200%;53  overflow: visible;54}