CSS Humor

mammal.elephant {
  position: relative;
  bottom: 0; /* Elephants are rather heavy; no need to try and lift them */
  left: 50%; /* Wherever they are, they are in the middle of it */
  display: block;
  margin: 1000000em; /* Keep your distance */
  padding: 6000em;
}

From Brent Schneider